Szjerdene | The Songbird

>I’m well excited.

So I ran to my local newsagents this morning and started flicking through the Gazette and couldn’t find the feature on me….

So I asked the guy behind the counter:

“Does the Gazette have a leisure section?”
- He looked at me as if I were speaking another language.

so I asked:
“So if I just search through this that would be ok right?”

Mr. News Agent Man – “NO YOU HAVE TO PAY”

I said:
“Please?”

Mr. News Agent Man – “OK..”

so then I turned the page one more time and there it was…..

Quality!